Tina

W.A.A.S…join today…it’s free and definately NO OBLIGATIONS!!

Picture this: Hot steamy night of passionate love making or just hard core sex with your hubby, or your current love interest or hell even you FWB, (friend with benefits) when all of a sudden…he makes that suggestion..you know the one most women dread…the ultimate human sacrifice…you have to know by now what i am alluding to…well if you haven’t..imagine youre all sweaty and he turns you over..youre thinking mmmmm doggie style, bring it on…the he whispers in your ear..”lets try something different” and youre thinking..hmmmm what’s on his mind..then you innocently and with great naivity ask..”tell me what’s on your mind”  But as you hear yourself asking, it comes to you..oh no…i hope its not what i think it is…and in slow motion you hear it…its out there..the question that has been carefully tucked away forever in a vault..with the key thrown far far far away..”can I stick it up your ass?” And there you have it…and how do you get out of it? You could say “hell no” or just laugh it off and maybe he’ll get the hint…EXPORT ONLY!!!  I cant tell you how to answer that..but I can help not get you in that situation..with few helpful hints to let you avoid the situation before it even arises. I call it the Signs of DOOM!

The signs of DOOM:

1. Extra attention either that day..or for the more slick ones the whole week leading up to the night of DOOM

2. Allowing to have control of the remote..allowing such shows as Birth Stories..and being fascinated by it…sure giveaway

3. Increased talk about your fantasies..and role play..and more ways he can please you..hmmmm

4. His sudden concern with your bowels and reccomending you increase fibre intake that week..or sudden interest in colonics and makng remarks like “colonics isnt that painful”.

5. On the night of DOOM, he offers to assist you with bathing…taking special care of all open orifices.

6. The grande finale…that extra jug of Vaseline  or your favourite lube (Good Head-pina colada flavour) by the bed side….at this point..GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!!!!

Hense the creation of W.A.A.S…Women Against Anal Sex..was created. All it takes is that one girl at a party to say that anal sex feels good…then were all expected to do it…these women and men need to be stopped.  You know who you are..none of this “dont mock it till you tried it” shit….what’s next…the ears…the nostrils…we gave you the mouth..isnt that enough???

Please feel free to join my coalition W.A.A.S…it’s free to join….and NO OBLIGATIONS!!!

Safe sex option

One advantage to having many male friends is at any given time of day…they may have to fulfill one of my friend obligations..nice oldfashioned ‘Alexander Graham Bell telephone telephone’ sex. Its SAFE (if you’re not using any toys or props) and I don’t think its considered cheating so why not ENJOY it. I was a little skeptical at first, but curious ol’ me decided I should put it to the test..and what do you know..IT REALLY WORKS! There you have it folks, Titsytina fully endorses phone sex…with your cell..chordless..hell you can even use your brail board..just DO IT and enjoy. My BlackBerry has never been more handy.